borlax:

did you know that scientists did a recent study showing that if you take a blue whale a lay it out onto a basketball court, the game is immediately cancelled

(via fake-mermaid)

feistiest:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

(via fake-mermaid)

dulect:

"Describe your style" 

anything on sale

(via fake-mermaid)

bootydylan:

Imagine if you looked like you do in your best selfie 24/7

(Source: prayingfornudes, via fake-mermaid)

I bet Channing Tatum looks at Amanda Bynes now and thinks maybe she should’ve stayed a man.

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

(via sorry)