did you know that scientists did a recent study showing that if you take a blue whale a lay it out onto a basketball court, the game is immediately cancelled

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meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

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"Describe your style" 

anything on sale

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Imagine if you looked like you do in your best selfie 24/7

(Source: prayingfornudes, via fake-mermaid)

I bet Channing Tatum looks at Amanda Bynes now and thinks maybe she should’ve stayed a man.


*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

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